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noblegasxenon:

almostcrazycatlady98:

Cats being cats 

beautiful


miggsie:

thedarkmatteralchemist:

penis-hilton:

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED

Betty White, last of the jedi.

queens, all

(Source: the-goldengirls)


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kingsleyyy:

i swear it would be easier to explain if someone looked over my shoulder and saw me watching porn than to explain some of the posts on my damn dashboard…this being one of them

(Source: iraffiruse)

1,805,539 plays

do-he-got-the-aobooty-he-do:

stoned-levi:

killmygalaxy:

africancheewahwah:

a-once-and-future-gay:

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

THIS IS THE BEST AUDIO POST BYE

IVE BEEN REPLAYING AND LAUGHING FOR 897458521.2365485 YEARS HOODBYE

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW LONG. I’VE BEEN LOOKING. FOR THIS POST.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT DEFINITELY WAS NOT THAT.

(Source: thecraftykit)


whitecrossgirl:

Translation: The Irish kid’s been blowing shit up since the day he got here, ask him

(Source: allymcbeal)


calleo:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk

like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow

and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before

its weird

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clarification

MY PET SHRIMP

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further clarafication

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SHRIMP

IN

A

FISH TANK

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This is worth the read.

pitynotawidow:

this is my new favourite gif

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i have never noticed before today that spidey wasn’t real

still laughing about it 3 hours later


tastefullyoffensive:

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