♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫
IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS
oh my god…
Twenty One Pilots - Addict With A Pen
Everyone has a shirt that we like wearing too much
his shirt 😍
Shut the fuck up
a hoodie and underwear is all you really need to wear tbh
And or a baggy t shirt from your favourite band and a pair of panties that match the colour of it…
no bitch. just a hoodie. just duh undies. i’m tired of y’all tryna change things up. make y’own post.
" leave food in microwave for 5 mins to cool before eating "
you make it to the final round on who wants to be a millionaire and the $1,000,000 question is
ok do u finger urself
How do turtles have sex?
Wait you’ve never seen turtles have sex.
Who the fuck watches turtles have sex
I’ve seen turtles fucking on tv like 37 times.
You need to reconsider what you do in your spare time
they showed turtles having sex on ridiculousness and I’m scarred for life
first of all, who allowed me on the internet
those text posts where every single comment is pure gold
eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor
when i was 12 i made a deal with my dad that if i didn’t date until i was 16 he’d owe me $100 AND I FUCKING REMEMBERED THE OTHER DAY AND MY DAD SAID IT WAS "RIDICULOUS ENOUGH TO BE TRUE" HE’S ACTUALLY GONNA GIVE ME $100
so my dad come home today and was like “katie i did it i got your money”
he gave me 100 one dollar bills
my dad gave me 100 one dollar bills
i can pretend to be a super star
i am a queen
i made it rain on my mom
but the real question is has nemo found himself