my mom tried to teach our goats to pee in one certain spot by giving them treats when they’d pee in that spot
they think that now whenever they pee they get a treat
so whenever they see my mom
laughed for a solid five minutes
behaviorism gone wrong
Pavlov is laughing in his grave
This isn’t mine, I found it on pinterest. BUT, it is a very good wand tutorial.
I need me a hot glue gun hot damn
Everyone is getting wands for christmas.
Still be friends.
But I think
He meant that
Be the kind of
Strangers that share
Silent memories and
A passing smile
Every once in a while. ❞
M.S. (via coffee-crinkled-pages)
This is the correct face to make when being told you’re a heinous bitch.
World Population : 7,810,521,683
just in case somebody start feelin too important
7,810,521,682 and me