[esteban voice] thees ees a deesaster


(Source: terrakion)


Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division?

More like,

Shit Hydra Is Everywhere, Lock Down.

My person.

I don’t want to look at another person. I don’t want to feel another persons warmth. I don’t want to feel rushes of joy from another person. I don’t want to fight, laugh, drive, cuddle. I want none of it if it isn’t with you. I don’t want to spend more time away, I want to help. I want to feel useful and wanted, needed. I want to be called baby girl, and princess. I want to feel big, warn hands on the side of my face before a kiss. I want tickle fights. Movie nights. I want to sneak around. I don’t want to wait, I want to love.




can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now


Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr



*doctor delivers baby* yes that’ll be $8 for shipping and handling

*sends it back* it came broken

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No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world.

We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.

(Dead Poets Society, 1989)

Wooow I truly love this

Never ignore a person who loves you, cares for you, and misses you. Because one day, you might wake up from your sleep and realize that you lost the moon while counting the stars.
Nico Lang (via salveo)

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She gets to cuddle with an otter?????

Ok seriously you guys ok when I see otters and bats like I will actually cry ok like I’m not even kidding look at his little face omigod

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The saddest things in the world:

-people forgotten on their birthdays
-old people eating alone
-animals left behind by their humans

but if you combine the three you’d have one kickass disney movie